The Life and Times of Sir Ferris Bueller

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[The foot that Ferris used to activate the device is withdrawn and all of the City now has the ability to see him in his pajamas-and-robe-clad, lazy, couch-ridden glory. The dog sleeping on his other leg opens an eye as Ferris rests his leg back down on the coffee table, but soon closes it and settles back down.]

Man, there's a lot of noise out there. Way to make it hard for a guy to relax, City.

[He picks up a 360 controller off the arm of the sofa and waves it at the screen.]

This, by the way? Serious upgrade from what I'm used to.

[No longer addressing the camera, he calls into the apartment.]

Xander! Do we have any chips?

[Simultaneously, he reaches out with his foot and pokes at the device, succeeding only in shaking it. He takes another stab, destabilizing the device further as the dog whines at him for moving too much. On a third attempt, the feed cuts off entirely.]


[ooc:Average Joe Day does this to Ferris.]

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Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, aliens, spacemen, vampires, werewolves, and other sentient entities of any variety who I may have not specifically mentioned - I assure you it's no attempt to make a personal slight, and I in no way intend to exclude any citizen of our smorgasbord metropolis.

I have an announcement.

Starting this week, I, Ferris Bueller, am pleased to offer a brand new service to the City -

Ferris Bueller's Official City Day Expeditions Unlimited

[He grins charmingly, pausing for a moment, then continues.]

We'll be operating out of the Welcome Center thanks to the most gracious Penny, and I will personally be offering guided tours. There are quite a few agendas I've prepared in advance that you can choose from, or I can tailor an official, patented Bueller Expedition for your personal preferences and tastes.

Whether you're a new arrival or if you just need a new perspective on your current prison-slash-dimension, a Bueller Expedition is just what you need for a memorable day out in the City.

Come on by. And if you have any questions, let me know?

Oh, and of course... if you yourself think you may be qualified to guide an adventure through the City, do let me know. I certainly hope that we'll need more than just me to run these things, eventually.

And everyone have a fantastic day.

[He beams one more time before cutting the feed.]

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Well, for those of you just joining us, welcome to the City. My name is Ferris Bueller, and I'd be more than happy to show any of you some positively choice areas where you could definitely spend some of your time with us.

My esteemed neighbors seem to be under the impression that you'll all be leaving us soon- and given as I'm still pretty new to this whole thing, I have to take their word for it. Really, though, I hardly think that's reason not to enjoy your time here, however long it may be.

Frankly, I think it's all the more reason to do what you can while you can. I'm thinking party in the Square. Looks like the curse has already taken care of the decorations and mood lighting for us, too.

So, who's who? Come on, don't be shy.


[ooc: No doubles, whatever else is cool~ I'm going out but am always good for backdating <3 PS: Obviously, 4th-wallers can have access to Ferris' private videos.]

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[A young man is focusing intently as he hits a few buttons on the device and confirming that it's now broadcasting. He smiles when he sees that it is.]

Hey... hello out there?

[He pull his hand back from the device, lifting it into the frame as a wave.]

Looks like I'm the new guy in town, so I guess I should say hello. I'm... well, not really sure how I got here, but from poking around I see that's pretty much part of the deal, right? Some pretty advanced stuff you've got going on here, too. I'm impressed.

So anyway, I don't really know what the standard procedure is when you land in an alternate reality, but I'm going exploring. Anyone care to show me the place?


[ooc: Whaaaaaaat who just bought this guy paid time? I LOVE YOU, MY ANONYMOUS BENEFACTOR.]