5th day off • [ beat city now now ]

[truant]

[video; private]

Well, my dear friends, we have officially passed the two month mark. To show for it, I have a batch of new friends, a roommate, and a business plan.

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, loyal friends and followers, that is correct; a business plan. Thanks to the gracious assistance of the fabulously helpful and charming Penny, I've even got a location. The whole job thing isn't really going to work out, with my working for someone, being expected to show up to one location every single day, after day, after day. Stuck in some stationary location... that won't do at all.

So. This business plan of mine is designed to help me and help others; I'll get to go out and see the City day after day, they'll get to see the sights, and in the process, maybe I'll catch myself a few new friends. I have to say, the one major strength the City has going for it is how helpful everyone is. But for all that, nobody's dedicated to actively showing people the City when they get here. That's where I come in.

Come to think of it, I have an announcement to make.

[end private]

[begin public video feed]

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, aliens, spacemen, vampires, werewolves, and other sentient entities of any variety who I may have not specifically mentioned - I assure you it's no attempt to make a personal slight, and I in no way intend to exclude any citizen of our smorgasbord metropolis.

I have an announcement.

Starting this week, I, Ferris Bueller, am pleased to offer a brand new service to the City -

Ferris Bueller's Official City Day Expeditions Unlimited

[He grins charmingly, pausing for a moment, then continues.]

We'll be operating out of the Welcome Center thanks to the most gracious Penny, and I will personally be offering guided tours. There are quite a few agendas I've prepared in advance that you can choose from, or I can tailor an official, patented Bueller Expedition for your personal preferences and tastes.

Whether you're a new arrival or if you just need a new perspective on your current prison-slash-dimension, a Bueller Expedition is just what you need for a memorable day out in the City.

Come on by. And if you have any questions, let me know?

Oh, and of course... if you yourself think you may be qualified to guide an adventure through the City, do let me know. I certainly hope that we'll need more than just me to run these things, eventually.

And everyone have a fantastic day.

[He beams one more time before cutting the feed.]

Comments

[tenthsickday.livejournal.com]

Well, I'll definitely be seeing what I can do. Not that there isn't plenty above ground that's certainly worth seeing at least once, but I'm not personally inclined to leave any of it untouched either.

[bufferprincess.livejournal.com]

I might look into the other tours, but I spent most of my first time in the City looking around at everything.

[tenthsickday.livejournal.com]

Well, feel free to if you like, though frankly, I'm happy to hear that. It's always nice to hear from other people who are interested in actually seeing the place. It seems like a lot of people get hung up on the fact that they're stuck like worrying about it is going to help, you know?

By the way; Hi, I'm Ferris Bueller. How do you do?

[bufferprincess.livejournal.com]

I agree. No one had updated the info on this place in years when I first got here.

Hey Ferris, I'm doing good.

I'm Di Di. How are you?

[tenthsickday.livejournal.com]

Now that's just a shame. Not that it's a small task, but it's certainly one that's worth undertaking. Though I'm personally of the belief that the best way to learn the City is to get out there and see it for yourself.

Well it's lovely to meet you, Di Di. And I'm doing fantastically, thank you for asking.

[bufferprincess.livejournal.com]

Exactly.

You're welcome.